Quotes from my writing as random (otp or not) line prompts because they’re hilarious (keeping the angst for later)

“Later, fuckers!”

“1. Don’t touch my stuff or I’ll rip your hand off. 2. You follow boss’ rules.”

“Stop calling me sir you’re one year older than me!”

“Stop staring, you look like a creep”

“Didn’t you have wings?”

“Please don’t curse me or something”

“Put me down, A. This is embarrassing”

“Ugh fine, mom”