Highlights from the 4 chapters of ‘KGA’ (‘All is fair in love and war’ actually)/ Short version of my bs.
Ilya being a dick to a guard because he was in a mood™
That one fucking Russian word I used Google Translate for (‘love’ BTW.)
The sass(?) “Loved, Boss. Past tense simple, hell of a bitch”; “ Later, fuckers!”
I’m kinda bad at describing actions, which means: “So: Firstly, Christopher was so blinded with rage he took out one of his throwing knives and tried to hit Ilya, but he dodged”
The title if Ch 2 “Can life like… not??”
“ ‘Ugh, shut up’ grumbled Dimitri, downing his 3rd cup of coffee” (a.k.a BOY YOU BETTER CHILL)
Dimitri just generally thinking “great, another newbie that dies in 5 days”
“Wait, Christopher is your ex?” (Dimitri. No.)
Chapter 3: “Cupid may have messed up” in which Dimitri finds out he’s gay AF for Ilya
Micha being a jerk to Dimitri just because he’s staring.
Dev is Isis 2.0
“Stop calling me ‘sir’ you’re older than me”
Ilya dancing
Dimitri acting hot for no reason
Palm reading session feels oddly sexual for no reason.
Chapter 4 is just super cute (“Happy stars 🌌”)
Dev being shocked at the fact that Ilya told her.
High key Heathers ref
Dimitri laughing
Ilya does ballet
(Out of context) “Jesus Christ man you’re as light as a feather” (-Dimitri)
“Ugh fine, mom.”
Dimitri shows off his creation powers by building a whole universe to see Ilya happy
Nicknames!
Unresolved romantic tension 🙂
Edit:
(Still at Ch. 4) Dev interrupting the ‘bonding moment’
“(…) as they kept bickering like a married old couple”
Random reference to Now You See Me 2
Beginning of Chapter 5 having subtext for no reason
Ilya teaches Dimitri how to dance
Ilya instinctively curling up against Dimitri because he feels safe in the arms of Ptah’s son
Cuddles. Lots of cuddles.
Exposition
I start to call the characters that tapped into the god (or general major mythical godlike being) power by the “parent’s name”
Aphrodite (Mary) is a bitch™ again
Dimitri lied about being unable to dance.
“Oh shut up.” “Make me.” (I walked myself into that one)
Ilya shamelessly flirting with Dimitri because ‘screw it I love him, he loves me I might as well frustrate him’
Sparring
Someone is spying on them (Lyssa, daughter of Hestia)
Unnecessary tension squared
The little soulmate AU idea I had starts forming and it’s weird
They’re officially a couple now which is gonna be bad for Dimitri soon enough
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