Highlights from the 6 chapters of ‘KGA’ (‘All is fair in love and war’ actually)/ Short version of my bs.

• Ilya being a dick to a guard because he was in a mood™
• That one fucking Russian word I used Google Translate for (‘love’ BTW.)
• The sass(?) “Loved, Boss. Past tense simple, hell of a bitch”; “ Later, fuckers!”
• I’m kinda bad at describing actions, which means: “So: Firstly, Christopher was so blinded with rage he took out one of his throwing knives and tried to hit Ilya, but he dodged”
• The title if Ch 2 “Can life like… not??”
• “ ‘Ugh, shut up’ grumbled Dimitri, downing his 3rd cup of coffee” (a.k.a BOY YOU BETTER CHILL)
• Dimitri just generally thinking “great, another newbie that dies in 5 days”
• “Wait, Christopher is your ex?” (Dimitri. No.)
• Chapter 3: “Cupid may have messed up” in which Dimitri finds out he’s gay AF for Ilya
• Micha being a jerk to Dimitri just because he’s staring.
• Dev is Isis 2.0
• “Stop calling me ‘sir’ you’re older than me”
• Ilya dancing
• Dimitri acting hot for no reason
• Palm reading session feels oddly sexual for no reason.
• Chapter 4 is just super cute (“Happy stars 🌌”)
• Dev being shocked at the fact that Ilya told her.
• High key Heathers ref
• Dimitri laughing
• Ilya does ballet
• (Out of context) “Jesus Christ man you’re as light as a feather” (-Dimitri)
• “Ugh fine, mom.”
• Dimitri shows off his creation powers by building a whole universe to see Ilya happy
• Nicknames!
• Unresolved romantic tension 🙂

Edit:

• (Still at Ch. 4) Dev interrupting the ‘bonding moment’
• “(…) as they kept bickering like a married old couple”
• Random reference to Now You See Me 2
• Beginning of Chapter 5 having subtext for no reason
• Ilya teaches Dimitri how to dance