totallycorrectscpquotes:

Kondraki: I don’t hate you.

Clef: No?

Kondraki: No, though I did imagine at least 20 different ways to remove your head from your body.

Clef: Really? Which one looked best?

Kondraki: Hedge clippers. Really dull ones.

Clef: No, you wouldn’t want it to go quick, would you?